Personal Alphabet Facts

by Krystal Umeres


A

A-stick

About A

She's scared of numbers. A doesn't like to talk about it.

B

B-Turtle

About B

He tries to be brave for A but he is also scared of numbers. Specifially #7. Something about 7, 8, 9?

C

C-wood

About C

They have a big mouth. They claim to be able to fit their hand in their mouth.

D

d-window

About D

He's odd. He makes a lot corny dad jokes.

E

e-bench

About E

She says she can scream the loudest. I'd rather not ask how.

F

f-water

About F

He's cool. He gave me $20 once.

G

g-metal

About G

He keeps saying "you're a G!"? I never know what he means.

H

h-bridge

About H

She had some sort of breathing problem. When she exhales she wheezes like "HHEEEEE.."

I

i-screw

About I

They're very self centered. They make everything about them.

J

j-swing

About J

J cheated on K at some point. Unfortunate.

K

k-lace

About K

She hates being forced to be "JK" with J. They were so cute together.

L

l-brick

About L

He's close friends with M,N,O and P. They're also the best part of singing the alphabet.

M

m-post

About M

He's in love with N but won't admit it.

N

n-wall

About N

N also loves M but is afraid their relationship may make the friend group weird.

O

o-rail

About O

He's always yelling "OOOOOOOO" when something cool happens.

P

p-lamp

About P

He has been trying to get N and M together for months.

Q

q-mug

About Q

For some reason they're obsessed with quarters.

R

r-rust

About R

She and S are bests friends. They claim if they are single when they're 50, they'll wed.

S

s-sign

About S

S got R a Lambo for christmas. No one knows where she gets all this money from.

T

t-wood

About T

He has a lot of back problems. Probably from t-posing all day

U

u-rope

About U

Whenever something inconvenient happens. They always put the blame on U.

V

v-hose

About V

She has a love/hate relationship with W. She thinks W copied her by just putting two v's together.

W

w-window

About W

She finds V very inspirational, hence why she copied her.

X

x-table

About X

X had a gnarly break up, but doesn't know Y.

Y

y-wheat

About Y

Y has an ex, but doesn't know X.

Z

z-crack

About Z

He has Multiple Personality Disorder. He claims to be known as Zed.